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a trump-fueled crypto rally. a big AI acquisition. and robots that officially run faster than humans.
3 things worth your time
1. trump talked about crypto and set off the biggest short squeeze in history.
on wednesday, trump hosted a white house crypto summit with brian armstrong (coinbase), vlad tenev (robinhood), brad garlinghouse (ripple), and the heads of the SEC and CFTC. trump publicly pushed congress to pass a "fair version" of the CLARITY Act (the big crypto market structure bill), hinted at the government potentially buying "a sizable amount" of bitcoin, and teased that hyperliquid (a fast-growing crypto exchange) would be brought onshore.
the market reaction was massive. bitcoin jumped 7.5% to over $72,000. ETH ripped 18%. and $2.66 billion in short positions (traders betting crypto would go down) got liquidated in 24 hours, the largest short squeeze in crypto history. translation: a lot of traders were betting on lower prices, trump said something bullish, and they all got wiped out in one day. also worth watching: the CLARITY Act has a procedural vote on september 15.
2. stripe just agreed to buy openrouter for over $8 billion.
on thursday, stripe (the private payments giant last valued at $159 billion) announced it's acquiring openrouter in a cash-and-stock deal worth over $8 billion. openrouter is a startup that lets developers plug into 400+ AI models (from openai, google, anthropic, meta, and more) through a single connection, automatically routing each query to the right one. it currently handles about 10 trillion "tokens" (bits of text that AI models process) per day.
context: openrouter was valued at $1.3 billion just three months ago in a series B. so stripe paid a 5.4x markup. the deal says something important about where value is landing in AI. instead of just betting on the biggest model, stripe is betting that the layer above the models (routing, billing, tracking usage) is where the money actually flows through.
3. chinese humanoid robots officially broke usain bolt's world record.
we previewed beijing's robot olympics on thursday. it started saturday. honor's humanoid robot ran the 100 meter dash in 9.32 seconds, which is faster than usain bolt's human world record of 9.58 seconds. a robot also broke the human world record in the standing high jump.
context: over 2,000 humanoid robots from 16 countries are competing at the games (running through tuesday). china is publicly showcasing its dominance in humanoid robotics, and the "faster than usain bolt" moment is going viral globally. worth noting: the robots are running on flat, controlled tracks in ideal conditions, not competing against bolt's actual field of runners. still, this is the first time humanoid robots have publicly broken a major human athletic record on video.
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two more quick things
jackson hole starts thursday. warsh's first speech friday.
the annual jackson hole economic symposium (basically the fed's biggest annual meeting) runs august 27-29, with new fed chair kevin warsh giving his first keynote speech friday at 10am ET. here's the twist: markets are now pricing a roughly 1-in-3 chance of a september rate hike, not the cut most investors were expecting a month ago. renewed inflation worries are driving the shift. the july fed meeting already had 3 members (hammack, kashkari, logan) dissent in favor of hiking. what warsh says on friday will directly move markets.
google + marvell just signed a $12.2 billion AI chip deal.
last tuesday, google and chipmaker marvell announced a strategic partnership to jointly develop custom AI chips. the arrangement could unlock up to $120 billion in chip revenue for marvell through 2033. more evidence that hyperscalers (google, amazon, meta, microsoft) are actively trying to escape nvidia's chip monopoly.
see you thursday.
not financial advice. aggregated community trends and commentary.